Sunday, May 17, 2009

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The strange flowers of expert

Gerade habe ich nachgesehen, ob heute vielleicht zufällig der 1. April sein könnte. Fehlanzeige. Also ist der "Rat des Experten", welchen ich soeben auf bild.de gefunden habe, wohl doch ernst gemeint. "Frauen sollen Krise zum Kinderkriegen nutzen", so Prof. Ulrich Blum, Chef des Wirtschafsinstituts IWH. Da viele jetzt sowieso ihren Job verlieren werden, sollen sie diesen Umstand wenigstens "familienpolitisch nutzen".

Ja! Junge Menschen bekommen Kinder selbstverständlich aus "familienpolitischen Gründen", Herr Professor. Die Statistiken through various economic slump, future projections and demographic change are indeed a antörnen. Yes, what used to candlelight dinners, lingerie and various toys were necessary from the relevant catalogs the animating some colorful bar charts designed to create today with ease. They are the purest aphrodisiac. to be

also to the question of how the young fed in times of economic foundations crumble, has Professor Blum, of course, made his thoughts. And he has found an ingenious solution. Of course. There is a proposal that could be born only of a truly comprehensive cultivated mind. A mind that is still several years an der Universität auf Staatskosten geformt wurde, was nun reiche Früchte zu tragen scheint. Denn diese Idee ist meines Wissens nach noch niemandem zuvor gekommen *trommelwirbel*:
Der Staat und die Arbeitgeber! Ja, die sollen es ermöglichen. "Die finanziellen Risiken müssen verringert werden", so Professor Blum.

*beeindrucktschweig* Ja, warum ist bisher niemand darauf gekommen? Die Frauen werden jubeln! Endlich dürfen sie so, wie sie eigentlich wollen. Welche Freude ist es doch, nach 12 oder 13 drögen Schuljahren, Studium/Ausbildung und etlichen Praktikantenjahren, das Gelernte endlich vergessen zu düfen. Und zwar gerade in jenem Moment, an welchem die vorherigen Mühen should finally bear financial fruit?
What woman would not come under this bright prospects on the idea that they feel somehow ripped?
Yes, and also the young men will be happy! Can they at last shoulder alone again (albeit with government help), which today is already for two workers sometimes have a problem: the acquisition of household income. Yes, responsibility is waiting till you drop on you, guys. Overtime kloppen that there are only so smokes. That makes you happy yet, or not?

Let's look at the reproductive process in animals Eich. Yes, I know, animal-human comparisons are always kind of limping, but in this case we could simply of our four-legged friends and easy to learn. Keywords: Koala bears, (which I saw recently a movie). What does a koala bear, when food resources are scarce? He asks a super-educated upper-Koala, who advised him, of course, immediately raise the rate of reproduction? Yes?
Wrong guess! The reproduction is reduced. Immediately. Precisely to the extent that is necessary to restore a harmonious correlation with the now scarce food sources. So far, so good.

This gives me the question, owe their brilliant koalas regulatory mechanisms one and only the fact that they have suffered no artgenössischem expert knowledge, or is the Koala inherently superior to man in this regard?
I'll worry about it. Does anyone love you an idea to readers? Then please post it to comment!

(The BILD article, which relates to this review by clicking here: http://www.bild.de/BILD/politik/wirtschaft/2009/05/18/kinderkriegen-krise/experte-raet- mothers-to-baby-kindern.html )

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